Transcript of Divorce Proceedings: Mairon v. Melkor

Fandom: Tolkien

Pairing: Melkor/Sauron

Characters: Melkor, Sauron, Manwe, Thuringwethil, Gothmog, Feanor

Summary: Official family court transcript of the divorce proceedings in the matter of Mairon v. Melkor.

Expletives have been redacted from the transcript.

AN: This exists because of @meadowlarkx enjoy ❤❤❤ (You all should go read her Finrod/Sauron AU)

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Transcript of Divorce Proceedings Mairon v. Melkor

10 S.A.

Court of Máhanaxar 

Honorable judge MANWË presiding.

Bailiff TULKAS standing by. 

 

COUNSEL: Would you please state your name for the record?

MAIRON: Sauron.

COUNSEL: Your legal name, please. 

MAIRON: That’s not important.

MELKOR: It’s Mairon. 

MAIRON: You’re not on the stand. Answer your own [redacted] questions. 

MELKOR: You’re going to fight with them about your [redacted] name? Are you serious?

COUNSEL: Could you please state your legal name for the record?

MAIRON: Mairon.